Fingerprints I Make

Crap conversation with Alicia Yeo

2009-09-20T00:43:00.000-07:00

Continued
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2:55pmAlicia
u?
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2:55pmBel
y?
2:55pmAlicia
why
2:55pmBel
y?
2:56pmAlicia
donno
2:56pmBel
y donno
2:56pmAlicia
duno why that ur fren create a new acc using her own acc :x
2:57pmBel
which of my fren?
2:57pmAlicia
heiditsu_90@hotmail.com <<< try search
:x
2:58pmBel
u noe her?
2:58pmAlicia
is him
haha
the acc show that is male
2:58pmBel
him?
2:58pmAlicia
can see it at d info
2:58pmBel
u noe him/her too?
2:58pmAlicia
who him/her ?
2:59pmBel
my fren u say just noe
now
2:59pmAlicia
who your fren ?
xP
2:59pmBel
many is my fren
3:00pmAlicia
who is many?
3:00pmBel
my frend
3:00pmAlicia
many is your friend? but i don have many in my fren list ><
3:01pmBel
cuz many is not ur fren
3:01pmAlicia
why not my fren?
3:01pmBel
u can ask many
3:01pmAlicia
why i wan ask many?
3:02pmBel
y u 1 2 ask me since u 1 2 ask many
3:02pmAlicia
why u say i ask many (ur fren)?
3:03pmBel
y u ask me since u say so?
3:03pmAlicia
why u say i ask u but i din ask so
^^
3:04pmBel
so y u ask me?
3:04pmAlicia
heard that u ever masturbate in bathroom.. ><
what i ask u ?
3:04pmBel
haha.. y u noe?
u wacthin me doin dat?
3:04pmAlicia
nope
u let others watch?
omg..
u are d cheeky girl haha
^^
3:05pmBel
yea.. i video it
3:05pmAlicia
with ur w810i?
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3:05pmBel
y u noe dat
3:05pmAlicia
how u do it ?
3:05pmBel
u dunno i hav better video cam?
y u ask me
3:06pmAlicia
coz i duno then iask u
^^
3:06pmBel
u interested to ojoin?
3:06pmAlicia
join what thing oh ?
3:07pmBel
y so curious?
3:07pmAlicia
coz u ask me to join but i dont what to join ^^
3:08pmBel
y u noe wat i ask u to join and still u ask me join wat thing
3:09pmAlicia
har?
3:10pmBel
har wat?
3:12pmAlicia
:P
3:13pmBel
u =p for wat?
3:14pmAlicia
you ask for wat ?
3:15pmBel
so u ask for wat
3:15pmAlicia
same as the reason u ask for wat
3:16pmBel
wats d reason
3:16pmAlicia
why u ask me?
3:16pmBel
y u ask me y i asked u
3:17pmAlicia
y u ask me y i ask u y u asked me?
3:18pmBel
y u tot i noe
3:19pmAlicia
y u tot i will knw ?
3:19pmBel
y u ask me n to noe d answer
3:20pmAlicia
why i cant ask for know de answer?
ur friend just online ^^
3:20pmBel
which fren?
3:21pmAlicia
the one u mention
3:21pmBel
who i mention
3:21pmAlicia
how should i knw
3:21pmBel
y u don noe
3:22pmAlicia
why i knw ?
3:22pmBel
y u noe?
3:22pmAlicia
should ask u
3:23pmBel
y shud u ask me
3:23pmAlicia
cause u know it
3:23pmBel

y u say so
3:24pmAlicia
y i cnt say so ?
3:24pmBel
y cant u say so
3:24pmAlicia
how i knw u
3:26pmBel
how u noe me
3:26pmAlicia
should ask u too.. cause u add me
3:26pmBel
y u approve?
3:27pmAlicia
why i cant approve?
3:27pmBel

y u cant approve

n ask me
3:28pmAlicia
why u dun wan me to approve?
3:28pmBel
y u ask me reason y u approve
3:29pmAlicia
coz u belinda so i approve
3:29pmBel
y im belinda so u approve
3:30pmAlicia
cz li san ask so
3:30pmBel
y li san ask so
3:31pmAlicia
u should ask her
3:31pmBel
y ask her
3:31pmAlicia
y ask me?
3:32pmBel
y u ask me
3:32pmAlicia
how do i knw u
3:32pmBel
y u donno me
3:32pmAlicia
why back to d question i had answer u? ^^
3:33pmBel

y u ask so
3:33pmAlicia
why u ask y? xP
3:33pmBel
y u ask i ask y
3:34pmAlicia
y u asked me asked u y ?
3:34pmBel
y will i noe d answer
3:35pmAlicia
why will u noe d answer?
3:39pmAlicia
haha... ms.teo quiet already ^^
i win
3:39pmBel
y will i noe d answer??
wat u win abt?
im quiet all the while
cuz im typing without talking
3:40pmAlicia
haha
loser loser loser
i knw!!
sure masturbating
ahaha
3:41pmBel
who loser?
y u keep mention abt masturbating
cuz u love doing it?
3:42pmAlicia
u are my sifu ^^
3:42pmBel
y im ur sifu
3:42pmAlicia
coz u keep asking y then u are my sifu ^^
3:43pmBel
y i become ur sifu since im asking y
3:43pmAlicia
coz sifu always ask y
^^
3:43pmBel
y sifu shud always ask y
3:44pmAlicia
then u ask urself
3:44pmBel
y ask myself since im askin u
3:44pmAlicia
coz i'm nt sifu..
3:45pmBel
y i m den?
3:45pmAlicia
y ask me
3:45pmBel
cuz y u say im ur sifu
3:46pmAlicia
why i say u are my sifu?
3:46pmBel
tats y im askin u y
3:46pmAlicia
why u asking me sincce i asking u
3:46pmBel
cuz i dunno y u askin me y
3:47pmAlicia
why i will know?
3:47pmBel
y u ask me den
3:47pmAlicia
why cant ask u den?
3:48pmBel
y cant i ask u
3:48pmAlicia
why u wan to ask me?
3:49pmBel
y u 1 2 noe
3:49pmAlicia
coz i dono then why i ask u why u wn to ask me
3:50pmBel
y u dunno den hav to ask me
3:50pmAlicia
why u know dont wan to tell me?
3:50pmBel
y u 1 me to tell u
3:51pmAlicia
why u ask me?
3:51pmBel
y u ask me bback
3:51pmAlicia
cuz u dun wan to tell is ur problem then u ask me
3:51pmBel
y i dun 1 2 tell so is my problem
3:52pmAlicia
is tat a question ?
3:52pmBel
wat u think
3:52pmAlicia
why u wan know what i think ?
3:53pmBel
y woud im interested to noe wat u think
3:54pmAlicia
u ask me?
3:54pmBel
u ask me back?
3:54pmAlicia
ur interst u ask me/
3:55pmBel
wat interest i ask u
3:55pmAlicia
?
3:55pmBel
?
3:55pmAlicia
how i knw ur interst
3:56pmBel
y u 1 2 noe my interest
3:56pmAlicia
did i ?
3:56pmBel
u ask me?
3:56pmAlicia
u ask me back?
3:56pmBel
y u ask me back
3:57pmAlicia
ya.. why u ask me back?
since is ur interst u still ask me
3:57pmBel
y will i noe
3:57pmAlicia
what a noob
3:57pmBel
y u say so
3:58pmAlicia
what did i say so ?
3:59pmBel
u ask me?
3:59pmAlicia
if not?
3:59pmBel

if not for?
4:00pmAlicia
848
4:00pmBel
848 for?
4:01pmAlicia
fro wat?

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she went offline suddenly

Do you believe that?

2009-08-17T02:07:00.000-07:00

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

A pig's orgasm can lasts for 30 minutes.

Lol

A snail can sleep for 3 years.

All polar bears are left-handed.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Cat's urine glows under a black light.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants..

Lol

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

LOL!!

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

Interesting..

If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

This is true..

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

Interesting!!! hahaha..

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Wow?!

Starfish haven't got brains.

The ants always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

The most common name in the world is Mohammad.

Haha..

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

"Typewriter" is the longest word that can be made using the letter on only one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

This caught my eyes!!

2009-06-24T10:29:00.000-07:00

Found this heel from a facebook application

Its really............................

WOW!!!!!!!!!!

So gorgeous!!

Love it sooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!!

Gawd its sooo hot!!!

It's wayyyyyy sooo glittery~

drools drools drools

Then when to search for other L.A.M.B's heels..

Found this

Cute~

And this..

Unique~ =p

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh....... just love it sooo much lah

>.<

My favourite!!

2009-06-07T08:51:00.000-07:00

Whats the best to spend your beautiful sunday?

Sure is..

go to the BEACH!! :p

Soo happy.. yeay~

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Sematan seaside

Clear blue sky.. aww

View of Palm beach resort..

Can easily fell in love with it I tell you =p

Combination of sand, boat, sea, island and sky is what they called Beach!

hehe.. nice right?

But...

It's feeling super great when your feet is steppin in the water!

Spotted:

A child running on the beach naked.. lol

Seaweed.. Hahaha

This dumb lao jio.. lol swt!!

Group photo:

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Below is the pictures which is like I the most..

But don't complain la..

Enjoy.. =]

Isn't it beaaaaauuuutifuuull??

Aww!! I love Bitch!!

Hope to see you again..

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Visit to the egg farm

2009-05-29T23:15:00.000-07:00

For those who never see how an egg farm looks like,

let me show ya here... =p

This picture was taken few years back where your grandparents are still dating..

haha.. just kidding..

The interior..

This is the machine where they use to pump the eggs and differenciate the sizes

These are all the eggs with different sizes and of course sell with different price..

Millions and millions of egg tray..

The tauke say its not cheap actually..

Fresh eggs ready for sell~

"ken leee~ tulibu dibu douchoo~

ken lee~ ken lee meju more~!!"

Don't understand what i'm saying??

It's english.. you really don't understand??

Watch this video then..

Ey tole chu eatss engelish!!

hahaha... rox!!

And operate again..

2009-05-25T02:53:00.000-07:00

haha.. don't ask me why.. maybe cause i'm crazy with BQ assignment WHOLE WEEKEND but yeay~ its done

On May 22th morning, was spending my time to go for site visit to the Boulevard phase II..

Before that... (wednesday night)
me: mii, wa eh ki boulevard ji leh bai go..
mii: ha? ki si?
me: zha ki.
mii: mai zha ki la.. am meh eh dang bo? gia wa zha ki beh dang..
me: o.O?
mii: ha mik?? lu ai ki hia bei ha mik??
me: LOL.. wa ki hia site visit laa.. beh si ki hia shopping!
mii: oh..

Pictures time..

This they called the waste water
Column

Different sizes of column used is why a QS headache

Columns covered with woods.. so it won't catch cold

Oh.. this is the columns with enough vitamins

A toy car found from there

I saw "ghost" in this picture..

See??

And dissapear again..

lol.. sorry was just kidding =p

I saw hocan's backpack!! See what he store inside.. @.@

This worker memang ever ready for camera..

Steel steel steel!

Woods woods woods!

Boulevard.. All time favourite for auntiess and auntiess

Miss Evelyn bin ji ji

Miss Ivory bin kia kia

Mr. Wong.. trying to explain 1+1 equals to 2

And I found a worker from there.. =x

Closing Down

2009-05-24T09:33:00.000-07:00

As what you saw from the title, yea..

Good Luck n bye!

Fun of Facebook

2009-05-08T11:53:00.000-07:00

hehe.. received gift from dear wanting.. so sweet..

but..

see the date..

means i'm not gonna receive it until that day arrive..

Wow 51 years to go!!

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HAHAHA!!!!

I'm wondering..... how do facebook know that??

Have A Break

2009-05-06T09:08:00.000-07:00

crack crack crack crack..
like d d d d dis yo..

gee gee gee gee baby baby baby..
bla bla bla no no no no no..
haha!!

Back to burn the midnight oil.........

Kuching crocodile farm

2009-05-03T05:31:00.000-07:00

Have a one day trip to Jong's Crocodile Farm.. RM10 per entry for adult and RM5 for children under 12 years old.. If you never see how crocodile eat fresh meat, go there by 11am or 3pm to watch and kill your curiousity..
Oh well, there is a story about the Jong's Crocodile Farm:

lol..

Inside Crocodile Farm, have the crocodile bone...

With moneys
True crocodile eggs

The.. forgot what this call..

The cute goat.. =pLebid..Deng! The crocodile family..

Tailess crocodileWhite crocodile

Snake..

Giant bird or somesort like turkey..

It's size is almost same as the lady..

And the.. O T T E R, otter!!! Cutest among all..

Black cat..

And many more other animal like peacock and duck and monkey etc..

It's kinda fun to have a visit to Jong's Crocodile Farm especially when you don;t know how to spend your free time..

I'm mad with this song!!

2009-04-26T11:04:00.000-07:00

The Script - Breakeven

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayin' to a god that I don't believe in
Cos I got time while she got freedom
Cos when a heart breaks no it don't break even

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
Cos when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... even... no

What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you,
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cos she's moved on while I'm still grieving
And when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven even... no

What am I gonna to do when the best part of me was always you,
And what am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces, yeah,
I'm falling to pieces
(One still in love while the other ones leaving)
I'm falling to pieces
(Cos when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven)

Oh you got his heart and my heart and none of the pain
You took your suitcase, I took the blame.
Now I'm try'na make sense of what little remains ooh
Cos you left me with no love and no love to my name

I'm still alive but I'm barely breathing
Just prayin' to a god that I don't believe in
Cos I got time while she got freedom
Cos when a heart breaks no it don't break
No it don't break
No it don't break even no

What am I gonna do when the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say when I'm all choked up that you're ok
(Oh glad your okay now)
I'm falling to pieces yeah
(Oh I'm glad your okay)
I'm falling to pieces yeah
(One still in love while the other ones leaving)
I'm falling to pieces
(Cos when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven)

Oh it don't break even no
Oh it don't break even no
Oh it don't break even no

My sixth post..

2009-04-24T08:04:00.000-07:00

Went to visit fren stel just now.. last minute planning so bring nothing then go visit.. Super paiseh.. Miss Jenny and Miss Sharon did went to visit her. They still bring some fruits and a card. How sweet they are.. Unbelievable?? haha.. not bad not bad=) Well, wish her faster recover thats all I can do..

May is coming.. means that my life is getting busy with assignments and exams and and and all sorts of stuff.. Hope my hair won't become all white in the end of May.. God bless me.

Fyi, my most kiasu mom done finish her legal assignment dy!! So sad I don't even start mine yet.. God bless me again.

Besides, do you ever see house-fly making "♡" ?

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hahaha.. Never see meh? Also same wad.. Er, I mean their position..

Story of a little boy

2009-04-23T08:29:00.001-07:00

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?"

The old lady replied: "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear."

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around and quickly left.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his handd.

Finally, I walked towards him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." The boy answered.

I replied to hime that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, "no, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mummy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister."

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: " I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll."

"Ok" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!"

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose."

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally state of mind from when i started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, becouse the young woman would not able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

What a good essay.. hmm..

I'm regret of knowing you. All you do just making me to hate you more. Please get out of my life! I don't wanna sin no more!!

Cool cigarette

2009-04-22T08:15:00.000-07:00

Dunno whether it's true or not.. This is the new cigarette packs that can found in kch..

hahaha.. super cool!!

I'm wondering how those smoker would react when they went to buy cigarette and the cashier pass them this cool packed cigarette.. lol

Okay.. lets continue with the ah beng's joke.. enjoy =]

Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant. "Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng."Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."

Ah Beng and Ah Seng exited and locked the car in ahurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in theignition. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng asked," Whydon't we get a coat hanger to open it?""No, that won't work," answered Ah Seng." People mightthink we're trying to break in."Then Ah Beng suggested," What if we use a pocket knifeto cut the rubber, then stuck a finger in and pull upthe lock?""No," said Ah Seng. "People will think we're too dumbto use a coat hanger."The "kan cheong" Ah Beng shouted," We better think ofsomething fast. It's staring to rain and the sunroofis open!!!"

One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Lian went to a lounge andrequested the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey LoTi" (Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them they onlyplayed English songs and asked them to request anothersong. They were upset and complained to the managerthat the DJ was insulting them. After many hours ofcalming them down, the manager found out they wereactually requesting the Righteous Brothers song,"Unchained Melody".

Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Sengnoticed the hygiene grades issued by the Ministry ofHealth pasted at each stall and asked Ah Beng, "Eh,the 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' stand for what ah?" Ah Bengsnorted and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you alsodunno! 'D' stand for 'delicious', 'C' stand for 'caneat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot) and 'A' standfor 'Alamak'!"

Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to knowhow happy a man could be if he was given one wish. Hepaid three people to test out his experiment. Therules were:

1. Each person could only have one wish.

2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30years.

3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.

The first contestant, Billy Clinton (USA) asked for 30prettiest PLAYBOY centerfolds: "So I can make the mostbeautiful babies in the world."

The second contestant, Jon Major (UK) said, "I want 30years' supply of booze."

The last contestant, Ah Beng (Singapore) said, "I want30 years' supply of Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I can smoke until I song-song."

30 years later, the three contestants came back for apress conference.

Billy had with him 200 children and 30 estranged women. He remarked, "It has been a longsexual experience for me and was wondering whetheranyone care to buy a child. I will even throw in themother for free!"

Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer,was suffering from a hangover but he managed to utterthese words. "God save the Beer! The Queen can drinkseawater."

The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni nabeh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring lighter!)

Read this..

2009-04-21T08:38:00.000-07:00

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

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To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

Rainbow

2009-04-20T05:34:00.000-07:00

Saw a rainbow outside from my house and I take out my phone to snap some shot..

The result from seW810i:

nice??

Or this one nicer?? I guess this one nicer..

My 1st post..

2009-04-19T11:31:00.000-07:00

Yeap.. i'm juz too bored so i created this blog and this is my very 1st post.. I bet it will be a bored blog u've ever read.. lolz.. Well, share some cold jokes with you.. enjoy!!

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed.

Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : Do you have colour TV?
Salesgirl : Yes!
Ah Beng : Give me a green one please.

Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.
He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes the the column on " Salary Expected " but he is not sure of the question.
After much thought, he writes " Yes ".

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original copy for spelling mistakes.

Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
Ah Beng : I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring lah - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear lah.
Doctor : Oh dear! But what happened to the other ear?
Ah Beng : That stupid dumbo called back again...

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?
Operator : Just a minute..
Ah Beng : Thank you.
And puts down the phone.

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd be working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
Ah Beng : It took me only 5 months to do it. Five months!
Friend : That's too long lah.
Ah Beng : Fool! See this box, it is written.. for 4-7 years.

Nite nite..